SINGING OSTEOPATH.......

I went to my Osteopath this week if anyone has experienced the way they go about making you feel better WILL know pain is THE word!!!!
He makes me feel relaxed by telling jokes sooo bad that rotten tomatoes comes to mind,then while pummelling my back and very upper botty which has a specific name which went out of my memory box the minute he touched me!! He tried to put me at ease by saying it's hurting him more (where have I heard this before)? He said he had tears in his eyes ,sorry did I hear right for goodness sake I have a high threshold of pain but tears do not come near.......I am diversifying here or beating about the bush, At the end of my session I got dressed tried to sit down WRONG, while on the couch I might add we were talking about music I mentioned Cat Stevens and Donovan etc you get my drift he picked up his guitar sat on the couch and proceeded to play and serenade me (am I dreaming no, a drink hasn't passed my lips).
Now don't get me wrong I like a tinkle on a piano, a violin,a bit of drumming,but after this man has seen my near nether regions how can a person take him seriously,I'm sorry to admit I was singing along with him when it came to Catch the Wind I rest my B log.......